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I received an interesting email yesterday from Bryan Woodruff. To begin, he was very conciliatory, which was a joy to behold. But he asked me an interesting question: basically, what is wrong with Bobby B? Bryan asked me to explain why there is so much tension between the members of this Forum and Blevs, and me and Sir Robert. I struggled to find words, but said, in essence, that Bobby has psychological issues that overwhelm his better judgment and emerging journalistic skills.
I also told Bryan that I strongly suspected that Blevs had been writing emails in his name - to me, certainly - and that in a way his identity had been hijacked.
Bryan invited me to come to Ariel, so apparently I won't have to be smuggled into any BBQs in the near future. Whew. So rest easy P-Vol, we can show up as our beautiful true selves!
Maybe we can start a new DB Cooper tradition of mud-wrestling between media folks! Wouldn't you want to see me go up against certain Hollywood types? Winner gets to shove a NDA up somebody's ass... or at least a pie in the face (or cake...). But I wouldn't have the heart to go up against Bobby.