Cousin Brucie's personal hygiene, Update:
Once again, Da Cuz' body odor, physical size and other characteristics are being assessed. As I did on the DZ, I am providing an update to clear the air, so to speak.
1. Since I am Lehighdropout'71, that means I was 22 when Coop jumped. That means 43 years later I am now 65. I am currently 50 pounds overweight (240 lbs). Cardiac doc wants me down to 180, which is fucking crazy. I would be happy to be the same weight as when I dropped out of Lehigh University in 1970, which was about 190.
2. As for body odors, we had a survey at the DZ about two years ago and EVicki said I didn't stink then, and I haven't taken any fewers showers since then, so I think I'm okay.
3. As for my sex life, well, the last few women I asked on a date complained that I was too poor, which is similar to what my second ex-wife said as we were discussing our future. Her exact quote was: "If you'd had 50K in the bank, I'd stay. I'm tired of living like a hippie." Also, and I admit this, my narcissistic tendencies tend to keep women away.
4. As for mommies, I acknowledge that I have Mommy issues. I wanted to move back to Mom's house in NY two years ago, but she refused to allow me. As a result, I had to stay in my 16-foot RV trailer, where I've been for the past fourteen years.
5. My earning power never reached 40K. 34K was my best. Currently, I am awaiting a $150 royalty check from Amazon for the 30 Cooper books sold since March.
6. As for Tiny Guy Syndrome, I'm not sure what that is exactly, but my current behavioral health diagnosis is more along the lines of Axis II, with a focus on anger and grief.