To Parrot, Kerm, et. al.
THE MONEY:
Where is it? What are some scenarios? We've heard some speculations over the years, ranging from hobos got it as Coop walked into their encampment in Vancouver, or it got swallowed up by some mud hole that consumed Danny Boy and all his stuff, ala Mooshie Farnsworth's scenario in The Parachutist.
But the money is in one of two general areas:
1. It's where Cooper put it.
2. It's in some strange hole that defies discovery.
We know some places it isn't:
1. It's not on 305.
2. It didn't fly on the wind across Washington State.
I only agree with Eris about 50% of the time, and I generally never know which 50 I'm believin'. But I do like the notion that Cooper would have buried the money before he trekked into Civilization.
If that's where he headed. But he may have just thrown it into the back-seat of a Jeep Cherokee as he said, "Soldier, let's get the fuck out of here."
First off the Hobo encampment is on Hayden Island on the Oregon side, not Vancouver. I lived there for many years !lol
I gave serious considerations to R99 theory because it answers a lot of the questions of what happened to everything.
I voted the 50/50 option on whether Cooper lived or died in jump. I agree with 377 that IF he landed in the Columbia, it’s unlikely he survived ! It’s possible If he landed in the Columbia that pretty much everything either is burried in the sand at the bottom of the deep channel or floated downstream into the ocean.
Yes he could have survived and lived happily ever after ! I know that there were any number of ways to launder the money into spendable cash.
I feel it’s 100% certain that he didn’t perish somewhere in the wilderness in and around Ariel.
So if he died in the Columbia whether by a no pull or not, by now we most likely will ever find any more remembrance of Cooper, his loot or other things like parachute, briefcase etc. So to me if that’s what happened, this story is over !
If he survived the jump, then the possibilities are endless. As only a few of you know, I’ve been doing a few things but perhaps thats for another day! Stay safe out there as these are crazy times !
So
What! Kermit at least partially agreeing with me on something? I'm sure that I will wake up in a few minutes and not be able to find the above post.
If we discount the possibility of miraculous events and stick to purely natural explanations, then the following sequence of events might explain everything:
1. The airliner bypassed Portland on the west side and flew essentially straight south (with respect to the grid lines) from the vicinity of the Malay Intersection to the vicinity of the Canby Intersection.
2. With the above flight path, the airliner would have flown straight down the Columbia River for about 10 miles and been essentially over the western edge of the Columbia when it passed Tina Bar.
3. When passing the Tina Bar area, Cooper jumped, died as a no-pull, and impacted on the east shore of the Columbia River or on Caterpillar Island just south of the marina.
4. If Cooper had landed in the river itself, his body would have gone downstream before daybreak and so would have the money bag.
5. If he had landed east of the NW Lower River Road (which is built on top of a levee), he would have eventually gone downstream via Vancouver Lake and the Lake River and nothing would have ended up at Tina Bar.
6. Consequently, Cooper must have impacted on solid ground but within a few feet of the Columbia River water and remained there undiscovered until the river was flooded enough for his body to be dislodged and washed downstream.
7. During the river flooding, Cooper's body must have been moved downstream as well as "downhill" with respect to the money find location at Tina Bar. That is, he must have impacted and his body remained at an elevation higher than the money find location and upstream of it until dislodged by flooding. Cooper's body would be dragged along the bottom during this movement.
8. At the money find location, several bundles of bills were dislodged from the money bag and at least one of them was "torqued" by the moving water until all of them were covered by sand as the flooding rearranged the beach area.
9. Cooper's body and everything attached to it went on downstream and ended up at some unknown location.
10. Eventually, the Ingrams visited Tina Bar and the rest is history.