And the A-cad-omy Award to be presented tomorrow night, goes to Robert M Blevins, of Adventure Books which is not in Seattle as advertised either: for his alleged new 13 year old witness who Blev says has now testified that Kenny was making fake bombs made out of short rolls of quarters bound with red electrical tape, which sock puppet Blev says may account for the 8 red stick bomb Schaffner and Mucklow described Cooper having! (Whew! That was a mouthful!). Blevins Nation says quote:
The mother stated she was about 13 years old at the time. She said that not long before the hijacking, she walked into a shed on the Geestmans’ property and Kenny Christiansen was inside. He was working on something, and he turned to her and said, “You’re not supposed to be in here.” So she turned and left the shed. But before she did, she says, she got a good look at what he was doing. Allegedly, she saw Kenny wrapping red electrical tape around filled paper coin tubes, the type used to store quarters.* In addition, she says he was attaching wires to the coin tubes at the same time. And that these tubes were assembled two at a time to make one longer tube. *This girl saw a lot in an instant of entering, being commanded to leave, and leaving quickly! She was able to count and describe every detail of what Kenny was working on but the hairs on Kenny's arms! The 13 year old girl must have a photographic memory! No mention of a brief case by the girl.
*The stews describe the bomb as consisting of 8 sticks (four top, four bottom) taped together, wires, and a roundish battery thingy. Total weight unknown. All in a briefcase. Dynamite is approx 8" long x 1/1/4" weighing 8oz each. 8 sticks = approx 4 lbs. Say 1lb for battery ... total bomb weight excluding brief case approx 5lbs.
* Now lets look at quarters. Single roll of quarters is ~1" thick x 2 3/16" long. Each roll weighs approx 8 oz. It would take four 2 3/16" long rolls of quarters to approximate one 8 inch stick of dyn-o-mite. Forget for a moment dyn-o-mite is 1 1/4" thick while a roll of quarters is only approx 1" thick. The bomb built with quarters plus a battery weighs a minimum 17-18 pounds. The bomb from real dynamite weighs only: approx 5lbs. But, what is a 17-20 pound bomb for Kenny carry? Nothing! Kenny is used to ditch digging and is a manly mann! A real hunk of a man! The heavier the better. That's how manly bombs go! Kenny was probably sad that is weighed only 17-21 pounds while those coin tubes flopped around inside the brief case like dead fish! Yepper!
* Dynamite consists of paper wrapped tubes. Flexure is not an issue. The tubes are a strong solid tube.
*Joining paper rolls of quarters by means of a tape wrap introduces flexure at each joint. The fake tubes would bend at each joint due to the weight of the quarters. For a calculation of the flexure go here and calculate: You are not allowed to view links.
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Login I await Blevins' calculations on flexure of his fake dynamite sticks made from rolls of quarters over wrapped with red electrical tape. I think it will take until Hell freezes over before we have an answer on this critical issue from Adventure Books in Apt D at Auburn WA (which is not in Seattle as Blevins advertises!)
One gets the sense this is all a film script Blevins is writing?
Blevins let me give you some help: think gluing tubes together in addition to wrapping limp paper coin tubes with red electrical tube. As in building model rockets! You do want this fiction to work and seem plausible, don't chu? Chew on it for a while and issue another REVISED-REVISED VERSION. You dcan it too to the FBI on Tuesday. I am sure they would welcome hearing from yous, and all of yous at G&R Houscleaning/Seattlke Adentire Boophs or whatever.